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Jun. 13th, 2008

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tracyj23

Some scary things ....

Whilst surfing through the 'random journal' button, I found some interesting things at one particular journal and couldn't resist sharing them with you. :)

"Wheelchair with built in flamethrower"


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I want one of these so badly!!!

"Uranium in a can?"


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This is just scary. Slap a 'Noxema cream' label on it and you could get it past security everywhere!

Oct. 31st, 2007

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femmephantom

It's Halloween Baby!

Happy Halloween to all you evil people! Be sure to create lots of mischief tonight. I'm counting on you all. ;)


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Oct. 13th, 2007

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femmephantom

AHA!

More proof of why we need to break into the Vatican's secret vault.

I so want a copy of this.

Any ideas?

Oct. 2nd, 2007

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femmephantom

Which one are you?

You scored as Wrath,

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Wrath

88%

Sloth

75%

Lust

50%

Pride

44%

Envy

31%

Gluttony

19%

Greed

6%

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Are any of you really surprised.

Sep. 10th, 2007

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femmephantom

What will they think of next?

So I live in the "Bible Belt" and have come across some  - what I consider - rather amusing church readerboard signs.  And being the kind and thoughtful person that I am (he he he). I thought I'd share these little gems with you all.  I'd love to actually get pictures of some of these and make them into a book.

1.  Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives
2.  God takes knee-mail
3.  Seven days without prayer makes one weak
4.  Friends don't let friends go to Hell
5.  Coming soon:  Jesus
6.  Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place
7.  Come in for a faith lift (this one I actually think is cute)

But if you've ever seen any church boards that amused you, please feel free to leave them in a comment and share the hilarity with the rest of the group.

Later days.   
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Aug. 23rd, 2007

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femmephantom

I know, I know

I'm spamming up the place, but my friend just showed them to me, and I think they're hilarious.

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femmephantom

Funny Stuff

These amused me, and I thought I'd share. :D

Link to another funny site ---> Hello Cthuhlu

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Aug. 18th, 2007

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If this isn't truly evil ...

Okay guys, I discovered this yesterday. Don't know how to embed the video but I'll give you the link.

Seriously, this guy is a REAL musician. Does tours and everything!! (He's even coming to Canada, can you believe that?)

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

Please, go watch. You'll die laughing.

(bad cow puns)

Aug. 16th, 2007

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femmephantom

If only...

So I'm watching Mission Impossible 3 last night - don't worry, I didn't pay for it, I got it from the library - and there's this scene where the good guys have to break into Vatican City and snatch a bad guy.  

I was practically salivating.  If I could do any one impossible thing before I die regardless of the consequences, it would be breaking into the Vatican's secret vault.

Think about it.  They still have the letters that pretty much damned Galilleo on file, even though it turned out he was right.  All he did was come up with an idea that was "different" and went against the church.  Imagine what else they're hiding in there.

I'd love to just sneak in a look around. 

Of course, I realize that this is impossible, but a girl can dream can't she?  

But I was proud of myself for figuring out all the Red Herrings and double and triple crosses.  However, I did want the bad guy to win.  Phillip Seymore Hoffman was just such a great/brilliant bad guy.  And Tom Cruise is just fucking nuts.

Ah well.  Such is life.

Aug. 5th, 2007

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femmephantom

*Beep* in a box

My friend and I were talking about our favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, and we both agreed on this one. I should say, "don't watch it if you're easily offended", but you all should be fine with it.

Enjoy!

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